People need to give Wii Fit Trainer a break.
- “PEOPLE ARE EXCITED BECAUSE SHE’S A GIRL?!?!? BUT THERE’S ALREADY GIRLS IN BRAWL YOU FEMINISTS NEED TO CALM DOWN. THAT SLOT COULD HAVE GONE TO A BETTER CHARACTER!” First off, reactions like that alone warrant her introduction into the series. The game has been heavily male-centric since the beginning, so having a new female character is pretty cool (even though the other two introduced characters are males, but hey, she’s still awesome). Another female in the game won’t hurt anyone, and additionally, it further adds to Smash Bros.’ message of “hey, women can kick ass too.”
- “SHE’S FAT-SHAMING!” Get down from your ivory tower and calm down. She’s a physical trainer. It’s her job to help people stay in shape, or get in shape if they aren’t. She helps people live healthy, active lives, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. She’s from a game that is literally a fitness program and to be mad at her for that is like being mad at Sonic for going fast. It’s what she does. Leave her be. She is doing nothing wrong.
- “SHE’S WHITEWASHING AT ITS FINEST!” She isn’t a race. She’s literally white. She’s a digital personification of the Wii. Which is white. Calm. Down.
- going back to “THAT SLOT COULD HAVE GONE TO A BETTER CHARACTER!” What’s considered a “better character” isn’t your choice to make. If I were in Nintendo’s shoes, however, I would’ve agreed that Wii Fit Trainer was a good choice for the roster, because she diversifies it and ventures out from the staple series that Nintendo had been using for past installments. Did we need a 7th character from the Mario Franchise? Another non-Nintendo character? ANOTHER new Pokemon? Please, I’d love to hear your creative ideas. Your “revolutionary” ideas for the roster.
We could add Dixie Kong and pair her up with Diddy, Ice-Climbers style, but with trademark DKC switching.
Or someone from Fire Emblem who isn’t primarily a swordsman/Lord. Like Micaiah, or Your Unit from Awakening.
Also, I don’t want them to get rid of WFT (she’s too neat of an idea), I’m just throwing stuff out there since you’re yelling for roster suggestions.
fuck you, lady gaga. i know very well what this is.
gaga is a magical girl
that soul gem is stained as fuck
gaga aint no magical girl no more
omfg. I can’t stop laughing.
…does that mean “Fame” was her wish?
I put something in the microwave a little while ago and I just checked it and went “wow it’s done already?” before I realized I hadn’t actually turned it on.
Super Mario Sunshine | Delfino Plaza
Kirby Air Ride | Rowdy Charge Tank
EarthBound | Because I Love You (Performed by Tokyo City Philharmonic Orchestra)