iamdonald: Scroll down. Pretty Dope. HERE Oh, yeah, this is a good thing for you guys to get acquainted with today.
I hate being asked "Why do you want to work here?"...
I can’t just be honest (“I need a job for money, and hey, you’re hiring, so why not”) because that’s clearly not the answer they want. And I can’t give a bullshit answer about how much I looooooove what they do without it sounding forced. I mean, really, who actually wants to work at a Staples or a Toys R Us, dude? Nobody. You don’t even wanna be a...
mesmiranda: oscarstardis: nothisisjoe: mynamehasthreevowels: nothisisjoe: mynamehasthreevowels: This a bun: This is a fucking cupcake: I refuse to call buns “cupcakes” unless they’re literally cakes in cups, if not, they are buns, not “fairy cakes” either. This pisses me off. I don’t know why… but it does, so you can deal. BUN CUPCAKE BUN CUP CAKE.
e-pic: guys you thought pajama jeans were bad I just discovered suitjamas And then I discovered satisfaction.
Im sorry parents... →
Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses. Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend. Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens. Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop isntead of getting drunk and hooking up with randoms. Sorry that I...
i'm not an artist, i'm a fucking work of art.:... →
mycupboardcontains: a-l-l-o-n-s—y: did-your-turban-just-sneeze: spudsexuall: Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry…
When in doubt, go to the library.: The Weapon We... →
johngreenismypatronus: I must admit that tonight, I am angry and disappointed with the Harry Potter fandom. If you don’t know Ashley, it may have escaped your attention that some ridiculous things have been going on tonight. Things like Harry Potter fans calling out one of our own, swearing at her and threatening…
Drunk Sass Sam is my favorite drunk.
Dean: We gotta figure this out, and fast. What'd you find out about Granny?
Sam: ...you're bossy.
Sam: *shrug* You're bossy....and short, heh heh heh.
Dean: Are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid.
I think I managed to convert my friend to a Whovian! It was clearly a good move to scare her half to death with the Empty Child, Blink, the Satan Pit and Eleventh Hour. So, she thinks the last three Doctors are cute, as well as Capt. Jack. Success.
…okay, I’ve only seen two shows that played Supermassive Black Hole in the background (Doctor Who and Supernatural), and I think that’s neat and they should totally cross over and stuff so yeah, get on that, TV people.
yes-butno: Fill out your birth date, location, and gender here to figure out what number person you are (I’m the 5,504,385,022nd) and your average life expectancy (80.5 years for me). I’m Mr. 5,233,325,963, maybe. And I’m expected to live 78 years. That’s like, 38 too many, guys, don’t make me go through that.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. Okay, sure, I’ll reburp
You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo– satan (via humiliate)
Did Lea just tweet #quinchel omg Lea You’re going to start a riot
Reblog if Captain Jack Harkness has ever hit on...
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Behind the Name →
mesmiranda: quietsplendor: boobermensch: Madison Son Of Matthew Gender: Unisex Origin: English Cassandra Prophet Gender: Female Origin: Greek It wasn’t until I was in high school that I realized the stories Mum would tell me were strange. Greatest hits include the Story of the Prophet Cassandra, the Tale of the Trojan Horse, and the Saga of the Exploding Whale. Gillian Youthful ...
Is it too much to ask
gallifreyangato: that one day the TARDIS’ telepathic field (the one that translates all the languages for the Doctor and his companions) breaks down somehow and the Doctor only realizes this happened when Amy points it out for him, “What…did you just say? What language was that? Doctor?” And he realizes he’s speaking in Gallifreyan so then he has to consciously switch to English, and he...