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- CRAP THERE ARE SO MANY
- IS THIS LIKE IN SORCERER’S STONE?
- WHERE’S MY BROOM?
- LOOK FOR THE ONE WITH THE GIMPY FEATHERS!
- WAIT THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
- HOLY HELL HOLY HELL THERE ARE SO MANY
- WHAT IF I CLICK THE WRONG ONE? WILL I HAVE TO START OVER?
- WHYY ARE THERE SO MANY QQUUIIILLLLLSSSSSS
- I THINK IT’S THAT ONE!
- Noooo…..THAT ONE!
- WAIT! THAT ONE!
- LEAVE ME HERE TO DIIIEEEE!!!
- uh that quill is glowing, so i’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that is the correct one…
I got my email, now I just gotta hope they pick me for one of the million.
God, why am I ten years old again?
Now I gotta wait for my email.
I mean uh, you know, ain’t no big.
The background image for the Pottermore is a hell of a lot bigger than what I saw originally.
Yes, of course, not exactly at 12, my bad.
As soon as my clock shows 12:00, I won’t be able to hit F5 fast enough.
A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
And then searched the ash for his stuff, which I guess I didn’t ashify. I like this game.
Okay so redscorpions freak me the hell out. Hell, just giant bugs coming at me from everywhere freak me the hell out. And I couldn’t just shoot the scorpions because they fucking have, like, tough-ass armor shells or some crap, so I had to kill them with fire. I actually killed with fire. Satisfying.
Also, I think I may have tried to flirt with a guy? Because being friendly might be flirting? I don’t know, whatever, this game has got stuff so I think it’s neat.
Well, the rest of them didn’t get shot full in the face with Avada Kedavra.
I wish I were making that up. And it’s worse than it sounds. Think of every person you see on the Internet with the typing skills of a 10-year-old, and then make them suddenly racist. You know, if they’re not already.
I can only hope it’s a big joke so that I can just shake my head at how shitty it is.
Now Miracle Day is gonna show us the alien involvement, right?
Who’s the second to last one?
Wasn’t it Shallow Hal?
Hearing or seeing any of your pikmin die.
It’s only happened to me once, but man, I remember being scared to go outside in the game afterward. I thought it was going to waiting outside my door.
I didn’t even have the luxury of seeing it this time, I was just running and it pounced on me and next thing I knew, my guy woke up in front of his house. It sucked.
After that, I swore that I could hear it hissing at me (!!) no matter where I went.
GODDAMMIT ANIMAL CROSSING, WHY DO YOU HAVE TARANTULAS
Could be. I kinda like Amy, so I guess I hopped to the conclusion that she’d be in it for another whole season. Though if it were only the one episode, I’d think she’d just dance around the question and not give such a straight answer.
Either way, if she leaves or stays, I won’t make much of a fuss.
Okay, done with the reblog spam.