"Please Accept My Shine"

duhleksassbuttsmockingjaysohmy:

skarosoul:

h0gwart-is-my-home:

drarrysexual:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

did you know

that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other

ugh

miss-simplicity:

YOU GUYS …

IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE)

BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS.

THIS.

theuniversalpool:

animalpuff:

theuniversalpool:

msbennets:

Because pennies cost 1.5 cents to make, when they’re only worth 1 cent in the market/economy, and it’s a good way to cut costs. I think they’re going to take them out of circulation this fall, and then melt down the copper.

And all prices will be rounded to the nearest nickel I think~

FINALLY! Pennies are so useless!

I guess that’d make sense if a penny was only used once in its life, ever. But don’t the pennies get used all the time, and they equal +1 cent every time?

That seems like solid reasoning. I just don’t like them because I never use them to pay so I always have a huge surplus of them and they make my coin purse really heavy. 

That’s true, pennies are pretty weird to carry around.

Which is exactly what I do. I have, like, 30-something pennies in my pocket >_>

There should just be tip jars everywhere.

theuniversalpool:

msbennets:

Because pennies cost 1.5 cents to make, when they’re only worth 1 cent in the market/economy, and it’s a good way to cut costs. I think they’re going to take them out of circulation this fall, and then melt down the copper.

And all prices will be rounded to the nearest nickel I think~

FINALLY! Pennies are so useless!

I guess that’d make sense if a penny was only used once in its life, ever. But don’t the pennies get used all the time, and they equal +1 cent every time?

Usually, when I get home, I could have a couple of Toaster Strudels and be good until dinner.

But I got home today and had those two strudels, plus a bean and beef microwave burrito, some jericalla and a bowl of oatmeal. Right now, I’m in the middle of eating a bowl of some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and in the few minutes after I’m done, I think I’ll take a stab at that hummus in the fridge.

This is stupid.

blameaspartame:

because it really IS fancy and elegant

when you meet someone

at some place

and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.

Whenever that happens, the people who vent to me seem to understand that there isn’t much I could say to make it better. They know that I’m usually careful to not say something that’ll make things worse, so I go quiet.  And they feel that I care enough to listen. Amazingly, that seems to be enough for them.

lung-ta0:

starsbeenstarstruck:

get-the-motherfucking-salt:

beccabee77:

thebandlover:

gemsola:

empresspeacock:

psychbbbl:

It’s sad how little the amount of notes is on this.

I can hear crickets chirping >.<

Seriously….?

I don’t, but just because I don’t smoke it doesn’t mean I think I’m any better than someone who does. 

tried it once. It was too expensive for the experience of choking on smoke.

I think smoking anything is disgusting.

I don’t, but I don’t have anything against it. It’s just not for me.

Allergic to it, bitches! YOLO so I have to be careful, you know?

And as for me, the smell alone gives me headaches, so I definitely have something against it.

(it’s smelly)

apoliceboxandadeerstalker:

So imagine if he gives you a beautiful kitten. And then he lets you fall in love with that kitten. And then one cold, dark night he steals into your house

And punches you in the face.

literallyjust

BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!

This. I shall use this.

Thank you, Glee.

Shaky Cam. Friggin’ everywhere. I had no idea what was going on in District 12 because the line of sight was having a fit. And I couldn’t tell who hit who on the Cornucopia because they treated the camera like a Polaroid picture.

Caesar’s teeth. My goodness. I know they were supposed to look perfect to the point of being unattractive, though, so I guess they succeeded there.

Seneca Crane’s beard. Except that’s a joke, I loved that beard.

Rue, Thresh and Cinna being black—ahahaha, I can’t even finish that, it’s so stupid and someone might actually take me seriously on here.

And not enough food porn, like in the book. Self-explanatory, but I’ll go ahead and say that food is awesome.

That’s all!

I’ve never fully appreciated the freedom to leave the room and come back in a few minutes that college gives you, until now.

Man, English 1A, geez.

lung-ta0:

myrevengewillbeartistic:

violet-catmint:

littlegoldenapple:

So apparently now there’s a movie coming out in which Will Ferrell plays a Mexican man.

Fuck you, Will Ferrell. 

I hated that man before but he’s dead to me now.

Oh dear god. I don’t even want to look this shit up. I know its going to be so fucking racist.

I still get pissed off at My Big Fat Greek Wedding and the Zohan movie. But then I realize those stereotypes unfortunately have a lot of truth. Hmph.

I don’t know or care about how racist that Will Ferrell movie could be, because I don’t tend to watch things with Will Ferrell in them.

I, uh, I don’t like his face. Or his voice. Or whatever it is I don’t like.

He apparently speaks Spanish in it, though. And my friends are predictably excited about watching it. So, there’s that.

elphabacolfer:

the worst part of being a girl is not being able to grow a beard that looks like seneca crane’s 

Ditto for some most guys.

That’s a pretty inimitable piece of facial hair.

jasmineandrenee:

yesterday, at the movies, when the breaking dawn pt. 2 trailer finished 

everyone and their mom busted out laughing

As much as you hate Twilight, you forget that for a few seconds after seeing Bella stalking a deer like some kinda slasher movie monster.