May 2012
So Liz was right, the Tumblr app sure is letting me see who is Anon in posts.
Tee hee.
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I don’t even know what this Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeawufof thing is, and I already hate it.
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dear people who think kanji's gay
engagingingentlemanlythings:
naoto’s a girl
Clearly she’s just got that raw animal magnetism.
You saw all those girls groping her in the hot spring. Totally wanted a piece of that.
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rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
Or mid-syllable, the way you guys write it out
proudchristianmother:
queefjerkey:
proudchristianmother:
haters to the left
but this is pointing to the right
omfg im really tired im crying
maybe it’s the screen’s left…?
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archery in gym class
some student: im katniss!
some other student: im link!
me: im yukari
me: please hit
cinderlad:
Me at 14, internetting in bed past 10 pm
and I hear my parents footsteps
April 2012
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Aww, some lady got killed by a dart and now they’re gonna replace her. Eh, okay.
“The following evening, the newest member of our squad arrives.”
Uh-huh, okay whatever.
“With no manacles.”
Oh damn it.
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"Instead I watch myself get shot on television."
One of the most disappointing turn of events you can go through, I bet.
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crystalclearforme answered your question: So when it comes to astrology and the zodiac…
You can scroll to the bottom of this: starself.com/newslet…
Well, that newsletter didn’t do too much to let me know if astrologers and the horoscope people in newspapers were going to start using it. Heck, I don’t even believe in horoscope readings and character traits all that much, but I...
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So when it comes to astrology and the zodiac...
…what’s up with Ophiucus?
I mean, that revision that happened a while ago, is anyone (by which I mean the various horoscope blogs here) gonna start using that?
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fraekugel:
..Not that I’m complaining about the Angels’ designs. But. Y’know.
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crimsonkitty:
andypettittesbitch:
I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen
the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
I don’t know why this person made this post.
That would require that there be people who dislike Queen, which we all know is impossible.
willtana:
friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
Way to give everyone more to wank to.
kawaiikakkoiikoneko:
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show
And then they made them go on that fucking cruise
YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL
I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
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Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
kanji-sexual:
Whenever I see a post on a confessions blog or w/e about not liking a pairing that I happen to ship I just sit there and think to myself,
“Yeah okay buddy but chances are whatever you ship I hate.
So the feeling’s mutual.”
Well, isn’t that nice.
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Parties are boring.
At least the ones my parents have. A bunch of people I have trouble socializing with, all here, all at once. Music I don’t like. Children touching eeeeeverything.
So of course, I just hole up in my room or curl into the little hovel that contains the computer.
And I even invited my friend to come over so I wouldn’t be so bored and also because pupusas. She said she’d get in...
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mycroft:
the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
Well, to be fair, I don’t think it is possible to blog all day about your sinking ships and virtual characters that you are convinced to be gay but are not actually gay in canon...
klaine-appreciation:
I wonder if Rachel has ever gone to the Hudmel home to have sex with Finn
The same night that Blaine went over to have sex with Kurt
because Burt and Carole are out of town
and then Sam’s just there in the guest room or whatever trying to pretend like he doesn’t hear everything that’s going on
Thinking “good god, I may as well have moved in with Puck”
partycrocanthem:
my neighbor’s progression towards scene-teen-supreme:
Wow, what a nice boy. I bet he cooks for his mom.
Hmm… Looks like it’s time for a haircut, young man!
Oh.
Oh no.
birdywillow:
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
I honestly just sigh wearily and go “I don’t knowwww, uhhhhhhhhhh :c”
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I think I just realized how much I hate teenagers.
Guess I’m an old man now. Welp.
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
mesmiranda:
fairytale-villain:
suchanadorer:
geoff-lestrudel:
kellyisdeansbitch:
deanwinchesterinmybed:
Gemma is made of poison, tea, and ocean. With a dash of the North
Kelly is made of honey, instrumental, and mistrusting. With a dash of Fanfiction.
Enya is made of ice, rice, and sunlight. With a dash of DANGER ZONE.
Erin is made of fire, pens, and starlight. With a dash of...
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I could have sworn that Yukari’s voice lines refer to Girl You as “him” when you’re in the hospital after your first battle. But she just used “her”.
Hope that sticks.
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I still think it’s weird that none of my college professors so far have been able to pronounce my last name correctly.
What’s so hard about Diaz?