"Please Accept My Shine"

May 19

Step 300: Do not vulture on other people’s relationships

Friend who recently broke up with his boyfriend: Ugh. This guy keeps texting me. The whole time (ex-boyfriend) and I were together, he’d always be showing up and dropping hints, and now that I’m single it’s twice a day.

Boyfriend Dave: Oh man. He was VULTURIN’!

It’s not exactly great karma, but you are more than welcome to wish and hope and pray and cast voodoo spells against a relationship that contains someone you would really like to be with.

You can even — one time — make it clear to that person that you are into them, and if they should find themselves single, you hope you’re the first to know. Don’t touch them while you do this, because the point here is not to tempt them into cheating. You make yourself clear and hope that they extricate themselves from something that they maybe weren’t that into to begin with. After you’ve said it one time, you drop it and never speak of it again until/unless they are single.

You should not, however, be constantly pinging this person with texts and veiled invites and wheedling. Let that relationship die in peace, or thrive. It does not need you circling endlessly overhead, your creepy bald head glistening in the sunlight, your acute sense of smell picking up every sign of impending doom.

(via daniphantomgone)

May 18

waiting-for-the-tardis:

can we just appreciate for a second how people were saying Clara was “too special” and they were sick of “special” companions when really she was just an ordinary girl who was brave and decided to save her best friend

(via slightecho)

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jackscarab:

Hello. I am a mature consumer of video games.

(via dont-argue-with-your-serperior)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Primadonna girl, yeah.
All I ever wanted was the world…

(Source: purrloiner, via dont-argue-with-your-serperior)

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

I don’t think that’ll ever happen, though. As in, there’s always gonna be bullies. We should tell kids that bullying is bad and if they do it, they should feel bad, but it’s not always gonna work. Some kids just have to be awful little butts. But for God’s sake, that shouldn’t be a basis for stopping same-sex couples from adopting.

Kids bully other kids for having long hair or red hair or weird clothes or nice clothes or eating kiwis, are we gonna tell everyone to stop doing those things?

(via rabbits-brass-goggles)

fedorapunk:

I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

(via dont-argue-with-your-serperior)

do i even need to say something

(Source: labyrinthing, via timeofdaffodils)

earthhasmusic:

starksfell:

my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off

THIS.THIS.THIS.THIS.THIS.

(via itsmenayeligee)

mondo:

chanchan is so cute aah

If you’ve ever wanted a magical girl Pokemon, here it is.

(via timeofdaffodils)

sararye:

tumblr right now

I think it’s time to bring the bananas back.

(via timeofdaffodils)

sweet-poffin:

unboxedshow:

People think the Wii U is looking pretty grim at the moment, they haven’t seen the announced exclusives have they…..

mainly reblogging for the people who think the Wii U has no good games

Well, it doesn’t have much right now, so I can see where they are coming from. Only two of the listed games are out already.

I’m still happy with it, though, especially for a lot of these. Virtual Console and Just Dance 4 are keeping me entertained, too.

(via merlintime)

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